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5G Death Towers for You

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Sep 25 2019 at 8:29 AM
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(Editor's Note:  Would that this site were ALL satire and this 5G story another that could be written off as a "conspiracy theory."  We wish that it were so. 

Despite our mostly lampooning the retarded identity politics of the lunatic left in the manner of the deranged right wing in Donald Trump's grotesque gilded-age-giveaway redux, 5G is very real and being deployed right now against you and yours.

It doesn't matter if you're the sort of person who likes sticking his head in the sand or up her ass.  If you're one who thinks poisoning your drinking water and your blood (with fluoride, lead, mercury, aluminum and other vaccine "adjuvants" and hazardous waste) is good for you, God help you.

Only the most insane among us can possibly believe that a timocracy of a government aligned against the interests of its (ostensibly voting) citizens in favor of corporations in every way that matters can possibly have our best interests at heart with a new "communications" system that offers a net zero benefit to any of us as it interrupts our most basic biological imperatives and threatens our very lives.  Have a nice day.

When a tree falls from 5G radiation, does anyone notice? When hundreds of songbirds drop from the sky in a 5G "experiment," and most of the pollinator bees disappear from the earth from neonicotinoid pesticides like Monsanto’s Roundup or from radiation emitted to and from your so-called Smart Meter or your favorite personal device, do you notice? Do you imagine that the birds, bees, and trees can all die without us human beings ("The crown of creation"?) dying also? How many more birds, bees, and trees do we need to lose before we realize they are all canaries in the coal mine? These living things are all connected to us; we will live or die as they do. We already are dying as they do, for much the same reasons, if we would only pay the smallest bit of attention.

Related: Hundreds of birds killed in 5G "Experiment" Trees Dying from 5G

In parts of England and the Netherlands, they’ve already begun cutting whole blocks of trees which the 5G microwave beams are killing. This is what it has come to in our world. We are being told that 5G is necessary so that we can download a movie or a Facebook image faster than we can now. For that “convenience,” we are willing to cut down thousands of healthy trees, kill more songbirds, bees, and finally, ourselves, as we become slaves to the grid meant to connect us body and soul to the insipid, hackable “internet of things.” (A word to the wise: Beware of "Metabunk,"Snopes" and other professional disinformation trolls so often rewarded with high Google rankings by their partners in crimes against humanity. )   Electromagnetic Body Interface

It is not a conspiracy theory to explain that we are electrical beings. (We literally do “sing the body electric,” as the great American poet Walt Whitman wrote.) Our brain, cells, and our central nervous system all communicate electrically, and electromagnetically. The base foundation of the body is an electromagnetic field or fields of information. Now, as David Icke explains, if you want to induce frequencies of electromagnetic radiation, that is going to impact the body if it is out of sync with the body’s natural radiation. Introducing powerful radiation beams is going to impact on the information makeup and the communication systems of the human brain and the body. And if that radiation disrupts those systems, they’re not going to work. When those natural systems don’t communicate, don’t work as designed because of radiation interference, they manifest as something we call cancer, or illness, or “dis”ease. The electrical disruption causes disharmony in all its endless forms. We also process our emotions and our thoughts with electrical brain activity. We process electrically. So if our electromagnetic communications networks, our natural systems are disrupted by an external technological source of radiation – especially 5G which is vastly more powerful than anything we’ve had to this point – then we are going to be affected not just in terms of our health, which can be catastrophic cumulatively, but in our mental and emotional state. As endless experiments have shown, if you can interfere and pack in frequencies through mental processes, you can put into people’s minds thoughts, perceptions, information which they think is coming from them but is coming from outside them, by the controller. This is not theory. This has been established in MK Ultra experiments by the CIA and in hundreds of other experiments on the human mind and the electrical impulses which charge it.

Cancer for All

It’s estimated that one out of every two of us will now get cancer in our lifetimes. The question is: What are we willing to do about it before we get cancer and join the millions of other victims who once enjoyed life as we do now? Can we use what psychologists call magical thinking to live healthy lives outside the natural order that is being decimated all around us by radiation and pesticides? (At least, for crying out loud, we can stop using Monsanto’s Roundup cancer concoction on our ridiculously manicured lawns.) Can we go on being blissfully ignorant, imagining that wifi, cell tower, and now the granddaddy killer of them all, 5G radiation, come with zero health risks? Science says that we cannot ignore the dangers of 5G radiation, at least any science not sponsored by the billions of dollars the telecom industry spends to promote its agenda, along with that of the New World Order.

5G Public Relations Blitzkreig

The wonders of 5G are now touted by every major television station, newspaper, magazine, and industry-sponsored web connection in the country, especially those biggest bullies of all: Google, Facebook, and YouTube. Anyone raising objections is immediately tattooed as a conspiracy theorist or worse, a hater of technology, of progress, of the American way. The one design ethos the controllers have taught us all to adopt is tirelessly used to trump all dissent: “Old technology bad; new technology good.“ (Just remember that and you’ll get along fine in your new job as a Wal-Mart greeter or a sales associate at the local Verizon or AT&T store.)

Read on while you still can:

Millions of people all over the world now live every day with their heads buried in their cell phones watching YouTube videos or posting images on Facebook, Twitter, or Snapchat. Millions are stuck in a self-aggrandizing feedback loop that prevents them from seeing what’s going on in the actual 3D world around them. That may seem an innocuous development, but if we all continue with our simple self aggrandizing device deceptions designed to keep us disengaged from the larger world, we could likely pay the ultimate price. The millions of us living that way today may not be able to do so much longer. Not with the very real dangers of 5G radiation stalking us in our homes, at work, or in school or any other public place. If a former top telecom industry lobbyist turned FCC chair named Tom Wheeler (easily a finalist for asshole of the year) has his way, we will all soon be in harm’s way. Wheeler is doing his best to bring his masters' agenda to fruition, at the expense of all living things that can't direct propaganda campaigns or an air force. Wheeler announced in 2016 that he would 5G on the entire country without aid of any safety testing. Listen to this little bully explain with extreme prejudice how the FCC will ignore any and all safety measures as the government agency charged with protecting us unleashes the "deployment" – a clearly military term as the NWO moves to control the "human terrain" with directed electromagnetic energy – of 5G on all living things.

Professor Trevor Marshall

"The new 5G wireless technology involves millimeter waves (extremely high frequencies) producing photons of much greater energy than even 4G and WiFi. Allowing this technology to be used without proving its safety is reckless in the extreme, as the millimeter waves are known to have a profound effect on all parts of the human body.” -Prof. Trevor Marshall, Director Autoimmunity Research Foundation, California

5G Death Towers Deployed

Educate yourself on the dangers of 5G now, while you still can, before it’s too late for all the trees, the birds, the bees, and for us all. The technology called 5G does have the power to kill. There is no question about that. The only question that remains is just how much killing we will allow it to do.

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